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23 Jun 2007 15:05:07 IST
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Hey guyz n galz... why not try sumthin new..... post the best pick-up lines and one liners and create a great collection... starting with me.... women luv to gossip...men luv overhearin them....hehehe 
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23 Jun 2007 15:11:58 IST
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arrey c'monn.......show ur creativity...or anybody elz's....lol..
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23 Jun 2007 19:59:45 IST
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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23 Jun 2007 20:17:12 IST
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here is mine
'Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving'.
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23 Jun 2007 20:35:48 IST
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another one...
behind every successful man , there is a woman....and behind
every unsuccessful man ...there are 2.....hehe
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23 Jun 2007 20:41:27 IST
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heheeee.....nice ones frm cooldude and sahil ...gud...
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H.B.T.I Kanpur
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23 Jun 2007 21:23:17 IST
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chand bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai...bachpan mein mama jawani mein sanam nazar aata hai!!
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23 Jun 2007 21:23:50 IST
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behind every successful man , there is a woman becoz woman dont run before unsuccessful men
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23 Jun 2007 21:30:48 IST
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@ramya where's sahil's..............
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23 Jun 2007 21:34:04 IST
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fused bulb is sahil
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23 Jun 2007 21:37:17 IST
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k
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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23 Jun 2007 21:42:13 IST
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'The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it'.
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23 Jun 2007 21:45:04 IST
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ok....here is another one...
Girls in IIT follow the equation....beauty x brains = CONSTANT.....
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23 Jun 2007 21:47:50 IST
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By the time a man realises that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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23 Jun 2007 21:48:44 IST
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Ready, get set...............go away!!!
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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23 Jun 2007 22:02:29 IST
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried  All generalizations are false, including this one If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of loan payments. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.  Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... Why is the word abbreviation so long?  I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it  Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.  and lastly, my favourite.. which i always follow Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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The World out thr is waiting for U !!
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23 Jun 2007 22:58:21 IST
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shud i post a very sastaa one liner...its like real sastaa...
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23 Jun 2007 23:02:06 IST
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Greetings and salivations Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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24 Jun 2007 00:53:24 IST
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anybody elz....or is the stock finished....lol
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24 Jun 2007 01:18:53 IST
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here it goes
Never trust a man before walkin a mile in shoes
But then check for the size coz after a mile ....... it may hurt
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