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Tejas Chaudhari

A smuggler Sardar

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He?s got
two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ?What?s in the bags?? ?Sand,?
answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, ?We?ll just see about that. Get off the bike.?
Iqbal?s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them
out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night
and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure
sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags,
hefts
them onto the sardarji?s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, ?What have you
got??
?Sand,? says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and
crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every
day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn?t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal,
meets him in a ?Dhaba? in Islamabad.
?Hey, Buddy,? says Iqbal, ?I know you are smuggling something. It?s
driving me crazy. It?s all I think about?I can?t sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling??

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, ?Bikes?

karthik

nice 1.....................knew a similar one............reply so that i can rate u......

Tejas Chaudhari

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

all the best and be careful if ur trying out any.

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karthik

hey ur second post was already posted................how ever i hav rated for ur first,............

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