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[Post New] 30 Mar 2007 16:34:44 IST
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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.


We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."




The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.


After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.


My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.



Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems.. ?  !"
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[Post New] 31 Mar 2007 15:12:08 IST
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great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
nobody is wrong
even a stopped clock is right twice a day
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[Post New] 2 Apr 2007 09:44:01 IST
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Aravinda Rao (9)

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xD!!! That was funny!
As a side thought, I don't like the concept of arranged marriages... its just not right.
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Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned. ~ Eminem


I might leave in a body-bag, but never in cuffs ~ Xzibit
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[Post New] 3 Apr 2007 09:45:29 IST
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PRAKHAR MITTAL (242)

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[Post New] 4 Apr 2007 16:32:15 IST
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