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3 Nov 2010 11:06:03 IST
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Q - What will be the evidence that you have really spent your brain on a particular question to solve it? A - You will have a headache
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3 Nov 2010 11:13:28 IST
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Lecturer- I called you last evening I got an switched off announcement?? Engg. Student - It's my caller tune
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3 Nov 2010 11:52:05 IST
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the result you got gives the evidence that you have really spent your brain on a question
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3 Nov 2010 12:58:18 IST
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you have asked me a question that, "Had i spent any time for it?"
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3 Nov 2010 13:01:04 IST
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SMART MALE SMART GIRL = AFFAIR JARI,BEVKOOF MALE SMART GIRL = JEB KHALI,SMART MALE BEVKOOF GIRL = PAAV BHARI,BEVKOOF MALE BEVKOOF GIRL = SHAADI
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6 Nov 2010 15:53:33 IST
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One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence?" He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.
"Who was responsible for our independence?"
"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied. "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"
"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.
The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.
When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent guy would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then it was the turn of this guy. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"
He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."
Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"
He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".
The interviewer was incensed."Hey! Are you mad or what?"
He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."
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6 Nov 2010 15:57:13 IST
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Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!
What `s up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?
You `re kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don `t kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What `s up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don `t mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She `s so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai! Listen buddy, that chick `s mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what `s cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are..... How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out!
----- * Chalo bahar latakte hai 
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6 Nov 2010 18:24:49 IST
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You can choose any one
1>> Either you succed in working out that question
2>> Or, you are self satisfied and think that i need some reference....
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8 Nov 2010 21:53:11 IST
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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?A: A high school math problem!Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?A: Nice belt!Q: How does one insult a mathematician?A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?A: A polynomial ring!Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?A: Pumpkin Pi!
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8 Nov 2010 21:53:34 IST
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"Student: "It's 42!"Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"Same student: "It's 24!"
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9 Nov 2010 15:22:42 IST
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An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hotstove seems like an hour.this is called relativity
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20 Nov 2010 12:03:59 IST
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santa gets his frnd banta (unmarried) to his home 2 introduce him 2 his family. a ten yr old child walks in . banta: wats ur name beta? child :nc banta to santa: oye sante,gud yaar.......vilaayati name,wah ji! now a 7 yr old child walks in..... banta :now wats ur name beta? child:mc banta to santa:grt yaar! n now a 5 yr old child walks in. banta:oye sante how fine kids u have yaar.(now 2 d kid) wats ur name betta ji? child:abc!!!!!!! d child smiles n runs away banta to santa:oye sante wat is d reason for dese kinda names nc n mc i can understnad but abc? santa: see, nc= natural curiosity,mc= mutual consent and abc=absolute bloody carelesssness!!
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2 Dec 2010 14:07:33 IST
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a medical college principal and a engineering college principal argued that their students are fearless.d principal of medical college called a student and asked him to jump in to the sea full of sharks.the student jumped the principal said "see the guts"now d principal of engineering college called a student and asked him to do the same thing.the student replied (please do not take it serious anyone)"pagal hai kya buddhe" the principal of engineering college said "now u see the guts he has".
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27 Dec 2010 10:56:18 IST
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Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calender says W T F !!!
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5 May 2012 14:42:57 IST
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Which is the favorite channel of all the Snake's?The answer is Hisssss-tory.
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