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28 Mar 2007 14:01:16 IST
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Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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28 Mar 2007 18:18:50 IST
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that was very good.
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29 Mar 2007 12:50:48 IST
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thanx
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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29 Mar 2007 12:52:39 IST
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wonderful! please do post if you have similar detective questions i like it them very much...........
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IF U THINK U CAN, U CAN........IF U THINK U CAN'T, U CAN'T.........
BE THE BEST OF WHAT EVER YOU ARE!!!
THEN U WILL SUCCEED FOR SURE!!!
     
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29 Mar 2007 12:54:41 IST
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YEAH THE DETECTIVE QUESTIONS R GUD
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