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24 Jan 2007 15:50:59 IST
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"If there r any idiots in this room, will they plz stand up?" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do u consider urself an idiot?"enquired the lecturer with the sneer. "Well, actually I don't",said the student,............ but, I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself". How do u like it?
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24 Jan 2007 20:30:05 IST
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It's good but i think this will be better:
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Once a boy loves his girlfriend very much & goes on a date with her.
She toild the boy that the next day was her birthday.
Boy replied: I will send you a bouqet of roses to you which wil have 1 rose each for every birthday that i have missed till now.
After that evening the boys goes to a flowerist and asks him to send a bouqet of 21 roses to her girlfrnd the next day early in the morning.
Being a reguler & good customer the flowerist think that i shud do some charity to him & he put a dozen more roses in the bouqet to be delivered
Now that boy till today didn't know that why his girlfrnd is so much angry with him.
How wud you like this?
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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25 Jan 2007 21:15:21 IST
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vinu and prakhar_galaxy,u made my day!
lemme rate both of u...
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har kisi ko mukammal jahaan nahi milta,kahin zameen,toh kahin aasmaan nahi milta |
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3 Feb 2007 17:06:18 IST
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q. hhowa lazy sardar take bath ????? ans. he stands in front of a mirror & throws water on the mirror & say "chak de phattee ,aaj ta naha liye" q.have u ever seen monkey covered in polythene ???/ ans. never mind take a look at ur identity card joking cheerts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 Feb 2007 17:16:19 IST
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this is the best joke i hv heard:- finest movie ever rang de basanti bache sharab pee rahe hai building se kud rahe hai cigrte phook rahe hai baap ko goli mar rahe hai foregner sabko marva kar chali gayi DJ 5 sal se university me pada hai, uski ma keh rahi hai kamine kama kar kab layega aur derector kehta hai generation awaking one liner hope of living a 95 year old women buys tataindicom's life year plan 
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3 Feb 2007 17:23:08 IST
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Gud one! shubham! 
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3 Feb 2007 17:27:05 IST
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or loff see my updated 1
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3 Feb 2007 22:32:41 IST
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Here are some sought of PJ's Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
BOY : May I hold your hands?
GIRL : No thanks, they aren't heavy height of suicide: A dwarf jumping from a footpath! height of secrecy: Distributing blanck visting cards!  -Shreya
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3 Feb 2007 22:43:43 IST
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Jokes apart ! A great note for all to read, it will take just 37 seconds to read
this
and change your thinking
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man
was
allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain
the
fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The
other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked
for
hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes,
their
jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
vacation.
Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he
would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he
could
see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods
where
his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and
color
of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans
played on
the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked
arm
in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city
skyline
could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the
man
on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the
picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing
by.
Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In
his
mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive
words.
Days and weeks passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only
to
find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died
peacefully
in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to
take
the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be
moved
next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after
making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his
first
look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.
It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have
compelled
his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside
this
window
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the
wall.
She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."
Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own
situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is
doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that
money
can't buy.
"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."
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3 Feb 2007 22:48:56 IST
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 gud one guys............ howz this.......... child 1:- mere papa bahut dorpok hain....... child 2:- why? child 1:-jab bhi road cross karte waqt mujhse kehete hain "beta mere ungli pakad ke rakhna..........chodna nahin........"
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enjoy life every moment..............................
sneha kulkarni................
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3 Feb 2007 22:54:45 IST
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a sardar gives dictation test for students, last bench student says "we are not able to hear you sir," sardar said " ok , i will write on the board!!!!"
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enjoy life every moment..............................
sneha kulkarni................
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3 Feb 2007 23:20:57 IST
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hi guys!!!!! check this out........ A pakistani, An Indian, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train in Europe. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and ... it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking : That pakistani must have tried to kiss that girl and has got slapped. The Pakistani is thinking : 'Damn it, that Indian must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me.' The girl is thinking : 'That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Indian instead and got slapped.' The Indian is thinking, 'If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again!'
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4 Feb 2007 19:37:00 IST
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EXCELLENT ROHIT
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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4 Feb 2007 23:00:10 IST
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thanx!!!!
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4 Feb 2007 23:07:52 IST
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here's another short one.......
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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4 Feb 2007 23:12:46 IST
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this song is dedicated to all those who do not like studyin.......
Aadat Remix !
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!
Najany kab say
grade buray aatay hain
Mujhe phir bhi akallll..ll.. kion nahin aati hai??
Najany kab say..
Door jitna 'A' hay mujh say... paas 'F' kay main..
Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main..
teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..
Ab to zinda hoon main detention center main..
kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey..
theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sataaaey...!
yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey..
aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhh..
ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoanay main
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhh ahahahahhhh
sab formulay hain..!
sab theorian hain..!!
bhoola do unhain..!
jala do unhain..
ahahahahahhhhhh ahahahahahhh ahahahhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhh ahahahahahhhhhh ahahahahahhhh
ohohohohhhhh ....
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5 Feb 2007 10:36:44 IST
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lovely man!!!
where did u get it from?
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5 Feb 2007 14:09:11 IST
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Good one Rohitju!!
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5 Feb 2007 14:12:14 IST
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for those who hate physics physics o physics it is like civics it seems so easy to understand but no 1 can withstand no 1 wants to attend the class teacher's voice breaks the glass physics o physics,it is a bore that everyone cries out" no more , no more" it is difficult to stay awake during the class that we hate when the teacher asks questions students hv dramatic reactions each head leads to nervous breakdown physics o physics are all the same for making us sleep they should be blamed
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5 Feb 2007 14:18:45 IST
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I like physics! but Shubham you seem to be a very good rhyming poet! A good one! 
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