An Indian, Pakistani and a Bangladeshi were sitting in a bar, discussing. The Pakistan said, "In my country we have so much sand that I can afford to do this." He immediately takes out a gun and shoots the glass bottle in front of him. The Bangladeshi says, "In my country we have lots of drinks, so I can afford to do this." He takes out a gun and shoots the glasses of drinks that the Indian and Pakistani were drinking. The Indian, infuriated, says, "In my country we have lots of Pakistanis and Bangladeshis, so I can afford to do this." And he shoots them both...
An Indian, a Pakistani and an American were being tested for lying. The Indian said, "I think I can eat 30 kilos of rice in a day" The lie detector machine immediately let out a loud BEEEP "Ok, only 10" and the green light came on.. The American said, "I think I can work 23 hours in a day" BEEEEEEEEEP. "Ok only 12" *green light* Paki said, "I think .." BEEEEP
I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
One day, Santa singh was lying down a beach trying to get a tan. A foreigner passes by and asks him, "Are you relaxing?" Santa singh says, "No, I am Santa Singh" After two minutes another foreigner asks him the same question. Again Santa replies, "No, yaar, I am Santa Singh." After two minutes ANOTHER foreigner again asks him the same question. Frustrated, Santa says, "No, paaji, I am Santa Singh." and walks away from there. He goes to the other end of the beach, where he sees a foreigner lying on the ground just like Santa was a few minutes ago. So Santa asks him, "Paaji are you relaxing?" The foreigner says, "Yes, of course I am." Santa (by now thoroughly frustrated) slaps the foreigner across the face, "Tu idhar so raha hai or udhar sab log tujhe dhoond rahe he!!" (You are sleeping here and over there everyone is looking for you)
MUJHE PATA HAI KI TUMNE NAHI RUKNA MAIN POST HI KAL BHEJUNGA
I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
ek baar do dost jungle mein kho jaate hain .do din beetne ke baad wahan par kuch terrorist aate hain vo sochte hain ki ye dono hamara raj bata denge. un dono mese ek ped par chad jata hai terrorist sirf neeche wale ko mar kar chale jaate hain. agle din phir aisa hi hota hai ki terrorist neeche vaale usi insaan ko mar kar chale jaate hain. aisa 5 din tak hota hai . 6th din har roz mar khane wala fatafat ped par chad jata hai. terrorist aate hain aur sochte hain ki ab neeche wale ko bahut mar liya ab upar wale ko maarte hain
I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
ek baar south ki tribal colony mein musharraf , bush aur manmohan singh fas jaate hain . vahan ka raja unhe 50-50 hunter maarne ka hukm deta hai aur saath mein un teeno ko ek-ek wish bhi de deta hai . pehle bush ki baari aati hai vo wish me kehta hai mere peeth pe 10 ruhi ki bori bandh do. 15 hunters ke baad bori fat jaati hai aur use badi jor ke 35 hunter padte hain. phir pakistani kehta hai mujhe 20 bori bandh do.25 hunters mein vo fat jaati hain aur use 30 hunter padte hain. ab manmohan singh kehte hain ki tum mere ndia me hi aate ho isliye mujhe 2 wish de do. vo maan jaate hain
pehle vo kehta hai ki mujhe 100 hunter maaro aur phir kehta hai mere peeche musharraf aur bush ko baandh do
I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
ek baar ek sardar aur uski biwi delhi se bhatinda ja rahe hote hain jaise hi train aati hai sardar fatafat chad jata hai aur apni biwi se kehta hai main punjab mail(male) ton ja raha haan tun punjab female wich aa jayin
I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
The contents and intents of this following is not inspired from any body in real and it could be just coincidental ! (LOL)
There is a general feeling in the public that IIT students are found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare no better in this respect. So let us see what a Non IITain may face when he marries a girl from this campus.
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom.
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction...
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer?
The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions : Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zerO and the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property. Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FROM CS (Computer Science):
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing background?
The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL from EE (Electronics Engineering):
So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!
The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
An Original by Gaurav Kumar Verma [GKV] only for eSqueeky.com
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - > >Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? >*********************************************** > > >Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... > >Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? > >Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. >****************************************************** > > >A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question >- > >Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? > >Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. >***************************************************** > > >A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, >why ? > >Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but >also > >its beginning !
>******************************************************* > > >Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? > "I > >read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. > >Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.... >*************************************************** > > >2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was >Amritsar > >where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters..... >********************************************************* > > >Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the >other > >to check whether it is working. > >He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO >******************************************************************** > > >Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? > >Sardar angrily said, i know - > >it means.... > >S - Sardaron ke > >M - Mazak udane ki > >S - Service
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