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10 Feb 2007 16:29:27 IST
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hamari kahani (specially for those who r giving IIT this year) samunder bhar syllabus hai, balti bhar pada hai, mug bhar yaad hai, chullu bhar number ayenge us me dub kar mar jayenge
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14 Feb 2007 18:54:56 IST
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 Hi,I found this one amusing............. Banta singh went to give his language exam. After the exam,santa singh asked....... "How did u do in ur exam?" Banta replied,"I knew everything except the past tense of think.......; I thought,thought and thought & finally wrote..'thunk' " .
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20 Feb 2007 11:24:57 IST
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Hi all , Read this "HATE" letter.It's funny & very creative........ Love letter from a boy to a girl........ He knows that her father'll definetely read this letter... So, he wrote thus....... """""-The great love that i have 4 u -is gone , & I find my dislike 4 u -grows everyday.When i see u, -I do not even like ur face; -the 1 thing that i wanted to do is to -look at other girls.I never wanted to -marry u.Our last conversation -was very boring & has not -made me look forward to seeing u again -You think only to urself -If v were married,I know that i wud find -life very difficult & i wud've no -pleasure in living with u.I've a heart -2 give ,but it is not something that -I want to give u.No 1 is more -foolish & selfish than u.Ur not -able to care 4 me & help me -I sincerely want u to understand that -I speak the truth.U'll do me a favour -if u think this is the end.Do not try -to answer this.Ur letters r full of -things that do not interest me.U've to -true love 4 me.Good-bye! Believe me, -I do not care 4 u .Please do not think that -I'm still ur boy-friend........""""'  Try reading between the lines!!!
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20 Feb 2007 18:52:10 IST
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hey read this one!!!!!!
Pledge of boys-
India is our country,
girls are our destination,
dating is our occupation,
flirting is our profession,
do hell wid the education.........
hey guys dont feel bad...its true......
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20 Feb 2007 20:05:43 IST
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check it out! TWO ANTS WERE CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY PARTY. AN ELEPHANT WAS PASSING BY. SUDDENLY IT SNEEZED. BY THIS ONE ANT WAS THROWN FAR AWAY & THE OTHER GOT SETTLED OVER THE HEAD OF THE ELEPHANT. THE FIRST ANT WAS SEVERELY INJURED DUE TO THE FLIGHT.IT CRIED OUT ANGRILY TO THE OTHER STAMP THAT BEAST.COME ON. DONT LEAVE HIM.STAMP HIM LIKE ANYTHING. HOW IS IT?
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dont be different. be outstanding. |
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20 Feb 2007 20:21:34 IST
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The attitude of people really seems funny: The person who invented the steam boat (i dont remember his name) had an exhibition to display it.... The people said "Hehehe....it wouldn't start..." Lo and behold, it started.... and now, they said "It wouldn't stop you fool!!! "
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20 Feb 2007 20:23:14 IST
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Most of the people are cynics! And, a cynic is a one, who, when smells flowers, looks around for a coffin!
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20 Feb 2007 20:25:37 IST
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Hey shreya, the one u posted abt the two persons in the hospital.... It was the one that really touched me... I wish that I had the opportunity to give u a thousand salutes 4 that... goutham  |
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20 Feb 2007 20:34:43 IST
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a teacher asked a student FRAME A SENTENCE WITH HENCE THE STUDENT REPLIED HENS ARE GROWN UP CHICKS
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20 Feb 2007 21:34:35 IST
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Thanks goutham!!!
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You cannot control circumstances.....
But you can control thinking over them...... |
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21 Feb 2007 10:11:12 IST
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really shreya ittuoched me and my mother too.
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nobody is wrong
even a stopped clock is right twice a day |
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21 Feb 2007 10:45:06 IST
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Thanks pink_ele ! Another PJ: Law of love: Every boy on the earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the strength of her brother and father !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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21 Feb 2007 13:22:43 IST
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Q) What is [ ] [ ] x+dx ??
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21 Feb 2007 13:26:25 IST
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30 BSc MSc now, whats the temperature??? A) 28 degrees (two degrees below 30)
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21 Feb 2007 13:31:00 IST
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Ppl, this is the reason why i had to change my school in class IV (This is real) I had a doubt and asked my science sir, Mr. Jasper raj why human body conducts electricity...... He said that it was bcos the food we take contains iron!!
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21 Feb 2007 13:38:16 IST
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hmm..I think the professor might have answered b'coz he thought you are too small to understand this answer.And he did not expect this qust. from a 4th std student.. But I agreee its wrong to answer that. then why did you leave the school goutham???
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21 Feb 2007 13:48:06 IST
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Congrats for ur century.... and it was my dad's decision.... according to him, no matter if he doesnt give an ans...but giving a wrong one is a mistake
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21 Feb 2007 13:48:26 IST
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i think he did so as he got an electric shock with that answer
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21 Feb 2007 14:36:30 IST
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don't study = fail-------(1)
study = don't fail-------(2)
add 1 & 2
study + don't study = fail+ don't fail
study(1+don't)=fail(1+don't)
=>study = fail
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21 Feb 2007 15:31:27 IST
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a machine sounds trrrinnng wen anyone lies
American- I think i can drink 20 cups of wine in 10 min.....trrrinnng
English-i think we can win the world cup.....trrrinnng
Sardar-I think.........trrrinnng
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