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Devesh Mittal (107)

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devesh

La parada de tettas
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'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop'.
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gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
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A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.


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if a thing is worth doing it would had been done

B.Tech CSE, ISMU
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S k (233)

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another one...

The amazing thing in life is that everybody wants to go to heaven

but nobody wants to die...

yesss
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hard work pays later on in life
laziness pays now!!!

They say : Beauty is in the eyes of beholder
I say : Beauty is in the eyes of beer holder

The ultimate one:
Children at d front seat cause accidents, and accidents at d back seat cause children!!!


Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein

Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard

It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi

By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
-Anonymous
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RAMYA .............. (840)

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nobody is perfect...i m nobody

H.B.T.I Kanpur
B.Tech final year
Information Technology


(m always happy 2 help :) )
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Make love not war , because condoms are cheaper than guns and

missiles........hehe..

hopefully , i didnt offend anybody...
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