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BUG IN BEER

An insect falls into a mug of beer...
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Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

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Once president BUSH went to a school to interact with them. After have
one brief talk with the children he asked them if they have any
question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: whats your name

John: john

Bush: whats you question

Johm: sir I have three questions

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why do America support Pakistan so much

bush: you are an intelligent student john?.(just then the bell for
recess rang)

oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :Whats your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why do America support Pakistan so much

4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time

5) where is JOHN?

Palash Goyal

Before going to office a man asks his wife how he was looking. His wife was watching cricket match. Suddenly batsman hits sixer. She says chhakka.

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