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5 Feb 2007 14:24:10 IST
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thanx orloff hoping for a hat
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5 Feb 2007 18:43:25 IST
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HEY ROHITJU & SHUBHAM YOU HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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5 Feb 2007 22:37:54 IST
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glad u ppl liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5 Feb 2007 22:58:34 IST
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CET PJ  Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise gotâ?¦
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!!
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6 Feb 2007 18:14:33 IST
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once i & a sardar was going on a road . then we saw a tiger .maine mitti uthaye or sher ki akh me dal di aur bhag gaya .but my sardar friend didn't run . Why??????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bcz sardar ne socha ki mitti maine thodi na feki hai jo me (sardar) bhagu
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6 Feb 2007 18:23:03 IST
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THIS IS A GOOD ONE SHUBHAM
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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6 Feb 2007 18:31:18 IST
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1 liner Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1940 gal: jiya bekarar hai aayi bahar hai
aaja more baalma tera intezar hai
2006 gal: jiya bekarar hai aayi bahar hai
aaja more baalma varna doosra tayyar hai i hv many more ..infact i hv made a diary which is about to end.
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6 Feb 2007 18:41:31 IST
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Once a teacher asked a sardar as to whats his fathers name in english... the student replied"beautiful red underwear" the teacher confused asked him to explain... he said"my dads name is sunder lal chaddi" lol....
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im glad im me |
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7 Feb 2007 10:57:11 IST
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good one
how does a sardar kill a fish
drown it in water
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7 Feb 2007 13:01:13 IST
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Santa : oye, banta tera vyah ho gaya?? Banta : ha Santa : ladki nal hoya si???? Banta : ha, ladke naal vi honda he ?? Santa : ha meri behen da hoya si
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9 Feb 2007 14:30:35 IST
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once a building caught fire.a sardar dashed into the building and pulled away 4 ppl. but instead of getting a reward for his bravery
he was jailed for 2 years.why?
because he brought away the firemen who were trying to get the fire in control
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9 Feb 2007 14:57:39 IST
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Excellent vpunithreddy, here i 've some more.......... 1) Exams r like girl frndz..... ...too many questions. ...difficult to understand. ...more explanation is needed. ...result is alwayz FAIL !!!. 2) A : That's the fastest I ever got dressed ! B : You didn't put on ur socks or shirt !! A : That was the secret of my success !!!.
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9 Feb 2007 15:07:32 IST
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joke or puzzle solve it
here is the joke that
three ants are moving forward
here first ant says that back of me two are there
and second ant says that ther is one back to me
and third ant says that there r two ants back to me
show wethere the they r moving in which direction
dont say cirlcle because if they r moving then the back of second ant there will be two ants
but it says that there is one on back to me
say how is it possible
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9 Feb 2007 15:09:08 IST
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here its because the second ant says lie
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9 Feb 2007 15:10:15 IST
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joke or puzzle solve it
here is the joke that
three ants are moving forward
here first ant says that back of me two are there
and second ant says that ther is one back to me
and third ant says that there r two ants back to me
show wethere the they r moving in which direction
dont say cirlcle because if they r moving then the back of second ant there will be two ants
but it says that there is one on back to me
say how is it possible
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9 Feb 2007 15:11:00 IST
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its becoz the second ant says lie
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9 Feb 2007 15:13:11 IST
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husaband ; hey u where did u kept the lisence of our marraige
wife; it has kept in deep fridge becoz u shud stay cool for more than 100 years
husband ;oh my god
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9 Feb 2007 15:13:57 IST
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wife ; no god the idle is also in fridge
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9 Feb 2007 16:37:55 IST
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ONCE A SCHOOLBOY SEES HIS EXAM SYLLABUS 4 DAYS BEFORE EXAM & SAYS "KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA". ON THE DAY OF HIS EXAM PAPER, WHEN HE GETS THE QUESTION PAPER IN HIS HANDS , HE THINKS "SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SUB KUCH NAYA HAI".
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10 Feb 2007 16:26:20 IST
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student anthem... hum honge pass-pass,,,,,, hum honge 40% se pass, hum honge pass ek din, o ho ho...... likhte hum bakwass, lekin teacher par he vishwass, hum honge pass ek din.
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