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11 Mar 2007 15:49:23 IST
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Hi all, great going ..... this is the 100th post in my topic.... Wait 4 my joke..  |
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11 Mar 2007 16:13:21 IST
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hey cograts vinu urs topic have scored a century.
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11 Mar 2007 23:49:32 IST
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1.ssc+hsc+bms+mba= unemployment
2.An idea +an idiot= a dot com
3.sushmitasen =1.2 feet+salman khan
4.4 weeks in switzerland +new zealand +london+canada=4 min song in hindi movie
5.rona dhona X bewfaiX badle ki aag = ur moms fav serial
6.amitabh bacchan +jaya bacchan=abhishekh bacchan - talent
7.any actor +any actress+many movies =david dhawan
8.1 smile +32 teeth=govinda
9.1 person -shirt=salman khan
10.i person+ sraight hair+ unstraight walk= sanjay dutt
11.1 hand +10 kg wait =sunny deol
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12 Mar 2007 04:00:15 IST
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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon
a
preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and
is
almost overcome by the smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask the
drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes,I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and
asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but
for
a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks
again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in
the
water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
up.
The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you
found
Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"  |
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12 Mar 2007 04:02:23 IST
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A guy is standing at a bus stop in the pouring rain with no coat or umbrella, when a
car slides up to the kerb and stops beside him.
Thinking he has just been offered a
lift he opens the door and gets in relieved to be out of the wet.
"Thanks pal I
thought I would never......" he looks across at the driver and there is no one in the
seat.
Next thing the car moves off silently and for the next four miles it stops at
every red light, obeys every traffic law and finally comes to a stop at the top of the
road where the guy lives - he is by now is in a severe state of shock and anxiety and
the only reason he has not jumped from the car en-route is because it was travelling
so slowly that he knew he could get out at any time if something unearthly happened.
Anyway it was going his way and keeping him dry! Now it is stopped at the kerb again
just up the street from where he lives and the guy gets out, closes the door and as
he turns to head off home he bumps into another guy who is going to get into the car.
"Hey buddy I would not get in that car if I were you there's something weird about
it" "Yeah, I know" says the second guy " But I've just pushed it four miles and I
really need the rest".
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12 Mar 2007 04:06:17 IST
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A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding
anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"
He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."
The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?"
He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."
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12 Mar 2007 04:17:57 IST
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this one is a regular, but worth reading yet again : While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Indian
President Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to
surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me
to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
your
father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who
is
it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up and
says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.
Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to
Washington , decides he'd better put the Condo leeza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if
you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting
of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several
hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation,
Rice
calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
and exclaims, "I know the ! answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our
Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong!!, it's Manmohan Singh!!"
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12 Mar 2007 12:22:01 IST
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Hey agent ,,, That was really good...........  Actually i read it for the first time........
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You cannot control circumstances.....
But you can control thinking over them...... |
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19 Mar 2007 19:58:40 IST
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its very good .i read it 4 d 1st time too
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19 Mar 2007 20:03:40 IST
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here are just 10 - 2 letter words that can change a person's life if understand correctly-------------------
" IF IT IS TO BE........................
......... IT IS UP TO ME"
so if u understand u can't loose in life
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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19 Mar 2007 22:50:55 IST
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Movies Related to College LifeExam == Kalyug, ----------------  Classes == Kabhi Kabhi ------------  Viva == Encounter -----------------  Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret --- Examiner == Mrityudata --------------- Course == GodZilla -----------------  Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon ----- Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak--- Question Paper == Paheli -----------------  Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz ----------------- Marks == Ashambhav----------------- Paper Out == Plan-----------------  Cheating == Aksar -----------------   Last Exam == Independence Day ------ Result == Sadma -----------------  Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar --------  Fail == Devdas ----------------- Vacations == Masti ----------------- 
 HEY FRIENDS " JUST FOR FUN "
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20 Mar 2007 10:08:11 IST
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a good one
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IF U THINK U CAN, U CAN........IF U THINK U CAN'T, U CAN'T.........
BE THE BEST OF WHAT EVER YOU ARE!!!
THEN U WILL SUCCEED FOR SURE!!!
     
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20 Mar 2007 12:02:22 IST
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THANKS!!!!!!! KARTHIK.........
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20 Mar 2007 13:56:58 IST
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Laloo Prasad Yadav died. Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried whether Laloo would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try & contact his spirit by having a séance. (Black magic used to contact the dead). Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits,
Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..." "Oh dear Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're happy there in your after-life. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,"
Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected .... And, above all, there is no scam!
And the only thing we do, all day long is eat and sleep, eat and
sleep, over and over." "Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn..... I'm a buffalo inSwitzerland." 
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20 Mar 2007 14:19:19 IST
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one more budhape main daat cycle stand ki tarah hota hain.ek gira baki sab gir jayenge.
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20 Mar 2007 22:13:42 IST
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veru good one frnds
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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29 Mar 2007 22:08:49 IST
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here are a bunch of leave applications that mean more than what they were actually meant to............... The Leave Applications ? Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." ________________________________________ ? This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." ________________________________________ ? From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." ________________________________________ ? Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" ________________________________________ ? An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." ________________________________________ ? A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ________________________________________ ? Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." ________________________________________ ? Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ________________________________________ ? Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." ________________________________________ ? Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ________________________________________ ? Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." ________________________________________ ? A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. |
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29 Mar 2007 23:08:47 IST
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Prison vs Work - Which is better?
PRISON VS WORK - Which is better
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
how did u find that
please rate me please
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31 Mar 2007 16:59:28 IST
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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
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31 Mar 2007 17:23:58 IST
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Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
SCROLL DOWN.......
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again.
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