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22 Jun 2007 17:01:11 IST
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This is what happens when v mess up english.....sit back n enjoy... The Leave Applications as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." Apr 23  From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." Apr 23 Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..." Apr 23 Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. one of our teacher uses a lot of these...take an example-Don't talk in front of my backside!!! and....i love this-both of u 3 get out of the class... man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls My teacher feeling hot saw the queue for submission and sed....
I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!! don't make noise the principal just passed away one of drawing prof said "u can never be a good drawer" my school PT teacher,in order to call d gals to play,tells d guys playin there.....HEY U PLAYBOYS...CALL GIRLS....!!!! A Professor wanted to call every student's father for attending a session this is what he said :
I am conducting a special session , I want to see all your fathers tomorrow. " if u boys drink cigarette ,what my fathers goes ( mere baap ka kya jaata hai.. )" our physics prof used to say:
I'll deduct ur -5 marks. once boy was looking at a monkey outside prof saw this got angey n said "y r u lookng at d monkey outside wen i m inside " my bio teacher once said
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"
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22 Jun 2007 17:06:06 IST
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Here are some more......murder of hindi..
Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!
What's up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out!
----- * Chalo bahar latakte hain
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22 Jun 2007 17:10:25 IST
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Replies are eagerly awaited...........
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22 Jun 2007 17:19:28 IST
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LOLZZZ
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i am the best
ha ha ha |
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22 Jun 2007 18:07:12 IST
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didnt anybody elz like it...
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22 Jun 2007 18:59:35 IST
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fantabulous dude...lolzzzzzzzzz
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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22 Jun 2007 19:18:06 IST
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any more replies...
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23 Jun 2007 00:42:38 IST
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arre dont worry....the cops wont catch me 4 murderin english and hindi....
do reply..
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23 Jun 2007 01:09:33 IST
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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23 Jun 2007 01:34:04 IST
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HA Ha ................................................................infinity.......very funny.
Nice Guys Finish Last. 
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From: UNITED STATES, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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23 Jun 2007 19:40:44 IST
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really........hilarious.......wow.......gr8...keep it up....
hahahaha........really nice.....
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Don't tell the world what u can do....
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23 Jun 2007 19:48:44 IST
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The one man Dynasty !!!!!!!!
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23 Jun 2007 19:58:01 IST
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IF U THINK U CAN, U CAN........IF U THINK U CAN'T, U CAN'T.........
BE THE BEST OF WHAT EVER YOU ARE!!!
THEN U WILL SUCCEED FOR SURE!!!
     
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24 Jun 2007 16:50:38 IST
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Mahan kaam kiya bhai..
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25 Jun 2007 13:13:52 IST
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great work ,you got fused bulb.(samajh me aya..)
keep smiling.
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DIEING....PLEASE HELP!!1 |
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25 Jun 2007 13:46:57 IST
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KEEP IT UP , DUDE ------------------------ utha kar rakhna, e vyakti :-) more----------------- 1. Don't rotate outside my class.. 2. Open the window, let the air force come in. " aap mere zindagi mein aaein ho aise , lahlahate khet mein saandh ghus gaya ho jaise" RATE ME IF U LIKED THEM.
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Woods are lovely dark and deep
But i have promises to keep
And miles to go before i sleep
And miles to go before i sleep
" HAVE A NICE DAY "
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25 Jun 2007 22:35:17 IST
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arrey mast hai yeh to..................
very funnny...........
let me laugh
hheheheeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehee
hahahahahhahahahahaahahahhaahahhaahh
hohohohohohohohohoohohohohoohhoohhoho
bas aur nigud job
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there is no right way 2 do something wrong !!!!!!!! |
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