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28 Mar 2007 17:42:56 IST
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Here are new ways of catching a lion Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can
trap
it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues
tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. Ø Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and inter! rogate it & torture it to
accept that its a lion. Ø Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself. Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM
and
kill it, while it's sleeping ! Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put
the
lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide. Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and
lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another
lioness
in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second
lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another
lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
understand
right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
also u wont ! Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in
a
good scenic location. Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continuously. Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!! Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls
and
score 1 run .
CHEERSS!!!
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28 Mar 2007 17:51:32 IST
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hey ramaya... really good.... awsome.. excellent..............  you would have posted it in the community shelf..... just reply this post so that i can give you a salute...  |
You cannot control circumstances.....
But you can control thinking over them...... |
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28 Mar 2007 17:52:43 IST
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well, thanks a lot shreya.
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28 Mar 2007 17:55:29 IST
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I'll be happy when...
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get a good job, make a great career, have big houses, a a Ferrari to ride in, get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire. The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.
It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with ... and remember that time waits for no one.
So, stop waiting ...
Until your car or home is paid off.
Until you get a new car or home.
Until your kids leave the house.
Until you go back to school.
Until you finish school.
Until you lose 10 lbs.
Until you gain 10 lbs.
Until you get married.
Until you get a divorce.
Until you have kids.
Until you retire.
Until summer..
Until spring.
Until winter.
Until fall.
Until you die.
BE HAPPY NOW!!
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28 Mar 2007 18:15:10 IST
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hai! ramya u r really great. it was beautiful.is it ur creation?
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dont be different. be outstanding. |
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28 Mar 2007 19:25:07 IST
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a bit of it is actually mine. i thought it is necessary for us to realize that since we hardly have time to be happy in b/w so much studies and tensions.
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28 Mar 2007 19:49:47 IST
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ramya......good ones.......
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Don't tell the world what u can do....
Just do it. |
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28 Mar 2007 19:50:38 IST
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thanks
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1 Apr 2007 01:16:07 IST
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gr8 !
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everything's fair in love , war and IIT JEE
   
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2 Apr 2007 21:48:40 IST
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thank u
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3 Apr 2007 09:39:31 IST
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very good ramya
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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3 Apr 2007 21:21:12 IST
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thx
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3 Apr 2007 21:43:08 IST
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WOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS GR8 here are some flowers 4 u  and salutes 4 all ur replies......
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3 Apr 2007 21:52:51 IST
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thanks for the flowers :-)
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